Cocoa Chili

Is the interwebs better when intoxicated?

Shiver me timbres!! All this recovered booty I’ve acquired on this trip home…I may be planning more trips home in the future.

What does it mean when most of the people you decide to drop in life happen to be family members?

Saw this on my Facebook News Feed and thought I would blog it.

The craziness has already begun. I had a dream I was hanging out with Santa and his homies and I asked him for some giant Panera Bread cookies, after he gave me some other presents.

Also I’m a vampire, I just woke up from an 8hr nap.

Worse thing about boobs? Figuring out the most comfortable way to sleep.

— Al Goldstein

So, I’ve been watching Bleach in succession for the past few days and I had a dream last night that was a cross between Bleach and The Walking Dead. Odd. Zombie babies and Toshiro Hitsugaya…fun times.

As if safe sex isn’t expensive enough, the lube tacks on another $10; factor in the $30 birth control and you understand why people are having babies.

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IRIS VAN HERPEN

I went to District 7 and all I got was this lousy…kidding! The folks at CC would kill to get their hands on this maple masterpiece.

SOURCE: vintageeva